Screening is absolutely mandatory for all new suitors.
 All new friends submit two recent references from reputable companions before we can confirm our appointment. If you are new to this world, an ID and LinkedIn/work website will suffice to verify and secure our date

All gifts must be presented in an envelope at the start of the date.  Or money can be settle ahead of time by zelle, bitcoin or venmo. 

Public rendezvous: Please tuck the envelope away in a gift bag or a special art book for the utmost discretion. A restaurant takeaway bag with a dessert, sweet treat, or bottle of wine will absolutely win you extra points!

If meeting in private: Please leave donation  in an unsealed envelope on the table and excuse yourself to go freshen up.

Cancellations are never nice, but they happen. 

Please let me know ahead of time should your schedule take a sudden change. 

First time mishaps get a gentle slap on the wrist but following cancellations may incur a fee.

Lets get clean before we get dirty.

The old saying will always ring true:  cleanliness is next to godliness. Studies show that sudsy showers, neat grooming, and fresh breath are the best ways to start a date on a high note!

Please arrive fresh as a daisy, showered, flossed, and looking like the handsome devil you are.